Oscar Fug Carpet Jessica Biel

I don't know where to start, so I think I'll take "People Whom Justin Timberlake Either Has Dated, Or Is Dating, Who Refuse To Do Their Hair And Who Wear Weirdly Constructed Bridal-Looking Gowns To The Oscars" for $200, Alex:

Tragically, this photo does not quite do justice to how mangy and faintly greasy her hair looked, like she threw it into a half-updo right after she finished a rigorous course of squat-thrusts and lunges. Do we think maybe J.T. is to blame? After dating Pop-Star Britney when she was spit-shined and squeezed into bikinis with snake accessories, maybe he's decided he prefers his girls a little rumpled.



The dress itself doesn't get any more interesting when you see the whole thing, either:



I don't much care for how it appears to be sticking out its giant white tongue at me. Do not mock me, Tedious Garment. Didn't your mother, who I assume is still on the rack at David's Bridal, teach you it's not polite to do that? It's not my fault you are so drab and unimaginative that someone stuck a burp cloth on the front and called it a ruffle. Humph.

Miranda Kerr Kicks Off Her David Jones Day

Up bright and early in the morning, Miranda Kerr looked a bit tuckered out as she left 2Day FM radio station in Sydney, Australia on Tuesday .

There for an interview ahead of her David Jones winter collection launch catwalk duties later in the day, the Victoria's Secret beauty then headed off to get ready for what's sure to be a long night.

Aside from her David Jones appearance, Miss Kerr is also currently speculated to be the new fashion ambassador for Australia.

"I think its a flattering thing and if anyone wants to talk to me about it I'd be open to suggestions," she told press.

S.S. Doutzen Kroes Naked in V-Man Magazine

Victoria’s Secret Supermodel Doutzen Kroes gets completely naked in V-Man #13 Magazine, which I’ve never heard of before but clearly merits your annual subscription.



See, it’s numbered like a comic book (score), and it’s filled with pictures of completely naked unattainable women.




Looks like someone finally did something with the Audio Visual Club’s suggestion box! Be on the lookout for Storm Trooper helmets roomy enough for headgear any day now.

Miley Cyrus All Smiles at the Grammy Awards

Ready for her duet with gal pal Taylor Swift, a smiley Miley Cyrus was on hand at the 2009 Grammy Awards held at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Sunday (February 8).

Wearing Herve Leger, the Hannah Montana starlet mingled with guests including LL Cool J and Jordin Sparks as she readied for the biggest night in music.



After taking the stage for her performance, Miley and Taylor then presented Best Pop Collaboration with Vocals: "Please Read the Letter," by Robert Plant and Alison Krauss.



The previous night, Miley also attended the 2009 Grammy Salute To Industry Icons, which paid respect to the great Clive Davis.

Madonna's Steamy Photo Shoot

She's been gallivanting around the world with her new boy toy Jesus Luz, and the upcoming issue of W magazine has Madonna's steamy photo shoot with the Brazilian stud (where they initially met).



The 46-page spread depicts the 50-year-old music icon and the 22-year-old hunky model hitting it off quite well at the hotel room setting, making out on a bed, and posing in some pretty spicy shots.

In one picture, Madge is dressed in a 1950s-style black and white dress while Luz is stark n*ked, covering himself with a white hotel sheet. In another, they are laying together in bed.



According to a report, the December photo shoot was what catalyzed their relationship, and Madonna even took Jesus on her Sticky and Sweet Tour as she traveled throughout South America.

Though Madonna seems enamored, ex-husband Guy Ritchie isn't quite as excited about the whole ordeal. A friend told press, "Guy doesn't think highly of Jesus since he is convinced this is a casual fling and is not thrilled this is happening so soon after the divorce. He's definitely got reservations about the fact Jesus has already met the children.

Katy Perry Goes Bananas at the Grammy Awards

Wearing quite the extravagant ensemble, Katy Perry took the stage at the 2009 Grammy Awards held at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Sunday (February 8).

Not one to let the audience down, the 24-year-old sang her hit song "I Kissed A Girl" - complete with twists and turns along the way.

Talking about the performance just prior to the show, Katy told MTV News, "I'm going to be ascending from the ceiling… By banana!"



Tossing in a little retro choreography in her routine, Ms Perry added, "It's a little 1940s Folies Bergère/ Rockette [style]. It's definitely not [like Britney Spears' 2001 VMA performance of] 'I'm a Slave 4 U' or something like that. No anacondas on my neck. It's definitely hopefully going to be one of those moments."

Jessica Biel Hosts Sci-Tech Oscars

Wearing an exquisite Oscar de la Renta gown, Jessica Biel played host at the 81st Academy Awards Scientific And Technical Awards Ceremony in Beverly Hills on Saturday night (February 7).

Held inside The Ballroom of the Beverly Wilshire Hotel, Miss Biel honored numerous awards recipients including animation legend/Pixar co-founder Ed Catmull, who took home the first annual presentation of the year.

During the night's festivities, Biel, 26, told the crowd that "she's far from tech-savvy but has been steadily learning about equipment used behind the scenes on her films," AP reports tell.



Talking about the animated movie genre, Jessica told the night's guests, "They're so emotional. And most of the Pixar films, I usually laugh, cry, am frightened. Those types of movies could and should — if they're good enough — win an Oscar. Why not?"

Jennifer Aniston Keeps Lining Up New Roles

She's got a sure-to-be hit movie "He's Just Not That Into You" opening up in theaters today, and Jennifer Aniston just keeps on lining up new projects.

The former "Friends" star, who appeared on the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" last night, has announced that she'll be starring in a new movie called "The Baster".



Co-starring Jason Bateman, "The Baster" is a comedy centering around "a fella (Jason) who learns that his best pal (Jen) is planning to have a baby through artificial insemination. So he does what any normal person would do… he replaces her donor's semen with his own so that he's secretly the real father!"

Not only will Miss Aniston be starring the new movie, which begins filming this spring, but she's also signed on as the movie's producer.

Eva Longoria Hosts Lingerie Miami

Out for a good cause, Eva Longoria played host at the "Lingerie Miami To Benefit And Empower Impoverished Women Worldwide" event held at the Vizcaya Museum and Gardens in Miami on Saturday night

Co-hosted by Veronica Webb, the show brought "a showcase of European couture designers for an exclusive dinner and fashion show," according to Miami Herald reports.

During the evening, Eva happily posed alongside the event's founder, Renatta MutisBlack, who "created the gala to benefit programs that help women from around the world get out of poverty."

Enjoying the catwalk show, guests were treated to dinner, drinks while checking out sexy pieces by designers including Agent Provocateur, Carine Gibson and Fifi Chachnil.

Chris Brown Wanted for Assault, Rihanna Drops Grammys

Pulling out of Grammy Awards, Rihanna and Chris Brown will not be on-hand for this evening's music festivities.


According to breaking reports, Chris is being investigated in an alleged domestic violence felony battery incident - with insiders claiming that Rihanna was the victim.



According to the Los Angeles Police Department reports, Brown, 19, was "in a vehicle with an unidentified woman in L.A.'s Hancock Park neighborhood around 12:30 a.m. Sunday when they began arguing. Police say Brown and the woman got out of the car and the argument escalated. The woman, who had visible injuries, phoned 911 and alleged Brown attacked her."





Officers arrived to the scene to find the victim - while Brown had already fled. Of the incident, Rihanna's rep said, "Rihanna is well. Thank you for concern and support."

Carrie Underwood Brings Home the Grammy Hardware

Ready to bring home some hardware, Carrie Underwood was looking lovely at the 2009 Grammy Awards held at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Sunday (February 8).

Wearing Zuhair Murad, the country darling kicked things off by picking up an early trophy for Best Female Country Vocal Performance for her hit song "Last Name".

During the course of the evening, Miss Underwood also finds herself nominated for Best Song in a Motion Picture for "Ever Ever After" from the movie "Enchanted".



If she pulls in the second nomination, it will make for a whopping five Grammys for the young country superstar.

2009 Grammy Awards The Show, The Winners

It’s always one of the highlights of each year’s awards show season, and the 2009 Grammy Awards definitely didn’t disappoint.
From the red carpet arrivals to the final award of the night to the swanky afterparties, the Grammys boasted an illustrious list of attendees that read more like a who’s who of actors and musicians.
The evening kicked off with a killer performance by U2, and it just kept getting better as musical acts like Justin Timberlake and Al Green, Coldplay, Carrie Underwood, Kid Rock, Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers and Stevie Wonder, and Kanye West.
The complete list of winners at the 2009 Grammy Awards is as follows:
Album of the Year: Robert Plant and Alison Krauss, Raising Sand
Best Rap Album: Lil Wayne, Tha Carter III
Best Male Pop Vocal Performance: John Mayer, “Say”
Record of the Year: Robert Plant and Alison Krauss, “Please Read the Letter”
Best New Artist: Adele
Best Rock Album: Coldplay, Viva la Vida
Best Pop Collaboration With Vocals: Robert Plant and Alison Krauss, “Rich Woman”
Song of the Year: Coldplay, “Viva la Vida”
Best Country Performance by a Duo or Group: Sugarland, “Stay”
Best R&B Album: Jennifer Hudson, Jennifer Hudson
Industry Icon Award: Clive Davis
Producer of the Year, Non-Classical: Rick Rubin (Death Magnetic, Home Before Dark, Mercy, Seeing Things, Weezer)
Best Rock Song: Bruce Springsteen, “Girls in Their Summer Clothes”
Best Rock Instrumental Performance: “Peaches En Regalia,” Zappa Plays Zappa, Featuring Steve Vai & Napoleon Murphy Brock
Best Metal Performance: Metallica, “My Apocalypse”
Best Hard Rock Performance: The Mars Volta, “Wax Simulacra”
Best Rock Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: Kings of Leon, “Sex on Fire”
Best Solo Rock Vocal Performance: John Mayer, “Gravity”
Best Alternative Music Album: Radiohead, In Rainbows
Best Pop Vocal Album: Duffy, Rockferry
Best Pop Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: Coldplay, “Viva la Vida”
Best Female Pop Vocal Performance: Adele, “Chasing Pavements”
Best Pop Instrumental Album: Béla Fleck and the Flecktones, Jingle All The Way
Best Pop Instrumental Performance: Eagles, “I Dreamed There Was No War”

Best Spoken Word Album (Includes Poetry, Audio Books): Al Gore, An Inconvenient Truth (Beau Bridges, Cynthia Nixon and Blair Underwood)
Best Contemporary R&B Album: Mary J. Blige, Growing Pains
Best R&B Song: Ne-Yo, “Miss Independent” (Mikkel S. Eriksen, T.E. Hermansen and S. Smith, songwriters)
Best Urban/Alternative Performance: Chrisette Michele Featuring will.i.am, “Be OK”
Best Traditional R&B Vocal Performance: Al Green Featuring Anthony Hamilton, “You’ve Got the Love I Need”
Best R&B Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: Al Green Featuring John Legend, “Stay With Me (by the Sea)”
Best Female R&B Vocal Performance: Alicia Keys; “ Superwoman”
Best Male R&B Vocal Performance: Ne-Yo, “Miss Independent”
Best Rap Song: Lil Wayne Featuring Static Major, “Lollipop” (D. Carter, S. Garrett, D. Harrison, J. Scheffer and R. Zamor, songwriters)
Best Rap/Sung Collaboration: Estelle Featuring Kanye West, “American Boy”
Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group: Jay-Z and T.I. Featuring Kanye West and Lil Wayne, “Swagga Like Us”
Best Rap Solo Performance: Lil Wayne, “A Milli”
Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album: Natalie Cole, Still Unforgettable
Best Country Album: George Strait, Troubadour
Best Country Song: Sugarland, “Stay” (Jennifer Nettles, songwriter)
Best Bluegrass Album: Ricky Skaggs and Kentucky Thunder, Honoring the Fathers of Bluegrass: Tribute to 1946 and 1947
Best Country Instrumental Performance: Brad Paisley, James Burton, Vince Gill, John Jorgenson, Albert Lee, Brent Mason, Redd Volkaert and Steve Wariner, “Cluster Pluck”
Best Country Collaboration With Vocals: Robert Plant and Alison Krauss, “Killing the Blues”

Best Male Country Vocal Performance: Brad Paisley, “Letter to Me”
Best Female Country Vocal Performance: Carrie Underwood, “Last Name”
Best Reggae Album: Burning Spear, Jah Is Real
Best Hawaiian Music Album: Tia Carrere and Daniel Ho, Ikena
Best Contemporary Folk/Americana Album: Robert Plant and Alison Krauss, Raising Sand
Best Traditional Folk Album: Pete Seeger, At 89
Best Traditional Blues Album: B.B. King, One Kind Favor
Best Contemporary Blues Album: Dr. John and the Lower 911, City That Care Forgot
Best Long Form Music Video: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, “Runnin’ Down a Dream”
Best Short Form Music Video: Weezer, “Pork and Beans”
Best Classical Album: Weill, Rise and Fall of the City of Mahagonny
Producer of the Year, Classical: David Frost
Best Classical Crossover Album: The King’s Singers, Simple Gifts
Best Classical Contemporary Composition: John Corigliano, composer, Mr. Tambourine Man: Seven Poems of Bob Dylan (JoAnn Falletta, conductor)
Best Classical Vocal Performance: John Corigliano, Mr. Tambourine Man: Seven Poems of Bob Dylan
Best Small Ensemble Performance: Spotless Rose, Hymns to the Virgin Mary
Best Chamber Music Performance: Elliott Carter, Pacifica Quartet, String Quartets Nos. 1 and 5
Best Instrumental Soloist Performance (Without Orchestra): Gloria Cheng, Piano Music of Salonen, Stucky, and Lutoslawski
Best Instrumental Soloist(s) Performance (With Orchestra): Hilary Hahn, Schoenberg, Sibelius: Violin Concertos (Esa-Pekka Salonen, conductor)
Best Choral Performance: Sir Simon Rattle, “Symphony of Psalms”
Best Opera Recording: Weill, Rise and Fall of the City of Mahagonny
Best Orchestral Performance: Shostakovich, “Symphony No. 4,” Bernard Haitink, conductor (Chicago Symphony Orchestra)
Best Engineered Album, Classical: Traditions and Transformations: Sounds of Silk Road Chicago
Best Electronic/Dance Album: Daft Punk, Alive 2007
Best Dance Recording: Daft Punk, “Harder Better Faster Stronger”
Best Contemporary R&B Gospel Album: Kirk Franklin, The Fight of My Life
Best Traditional Gospel Album: The Blind Boys of Alabama, Down in New Orleans
Best Southern, Country or Bluegrass Gospel Album: Gaither Vocal Band, Lovin’ Life
Best Pop/Contemporary Gospel Album: CeCe Winans, Thy Kingdom Come
Best Rock or Rap Gospel Album: TobyMac, Alive and Transported
Best Gospel Song: Kirk Franklin, “Help Me Believe”
Best Gospel Performance: Mary Mary, “Get Up”
Best Latin Jazz Album: Arturo O’Farrill and the Afro-Latin Jazz Orchestra, Song for Chico
Best Large Jazz Ensemble Album: The Vanguard Jazz Orchestra, Monday Night Live at the Village Vanguard
Best Jazz Instrumental Album, Individual or Group: Chick Corea and Gary Burton, The New Crystal Silence
Best Jazz Instrumental Solo: Terence Blanchard, soloist, “Be-Bop”
Best Jazz Vocal Album: Cassandra Wilson, Loverly
Best Contemporary Jazz Album: Randy Brecker, Randy in Brasil
Best New Age Album: Jack DeJohnette, Peace Time
Best Comedy Album: George Carlin, It’s Bad For Ya
Best Polka Album: Jimmy Sturr and His Orchestra, Let the Whole World Sing
Best Contemporary World Music Album: Mickey Hart, Zakir Hussain, Sikiru Adepoju and Giovanni Hidalgo, Global Drum Project
Best Traditional World Music Album: Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Ilembe: Honoring Shaka Zulu
Best Zydeco or Cajun Music Album: Steve Riley and the Mamou Playboys, Live at the 2008 New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival
Best Native American Music Album: Come to Me Great Mystery—Native American Healing Songs
Best Norte?o Album: Los Tigres del Norte, Ra?ces
Best Banda Album: Joan Seb?stian, No Es de Madera
Best Tejano Album: Ruben Ramos and the Mexican Revolution, Viva la Revolucion
Best Regional Mexican Album: Mariachi Los Camperos de Nati Cano, Amor, Dolor Y L?grimas: M?sica Ranchera
Best Tropical Latin Album: José Feliciano, Se?or Bachata
Best Latin Rock or Alternative Album: 45, Jaguares
Best Latin Pop Album: Juanes, La Vida...Es un Ratico
Best Musical Show Album: In the Heights
Best Musical Album for Children: They Might Be Giants, Here Come The 123s
Best Spoken Word Album for Children: Bill Harley, Yes to Running!
Best Instrumental Arrangement Accompanying Vocalist(s): Natalie Cole, “Here’s That Rainy Day” (Nan Schwartz, arranger)
Best Instrumental Arrangement: Peter Gabriel and Thomas Newman, “Define Dancing” (From Wall-E) (Thomas Newman, arranger)
Best Instrumental Composition: “The Adventures of Mutt” (From Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull)
Best Surround Sound Album: Mussorgsky, Pictures at an Exhibition; Night on Bald Mountain; Prelude to Khovanshchina
Best Remixed Recording, Non-Classical: MGMT, “Electric Feel,” Justice Remix (Justice, remixers)
Best Engineered Album, Non-Classical: The Raconteurs (Joe Chiccarelli, Vance Powell and Jack White III), Consolers of the Lonely

Best Historical Album: Art of Field Recording, Volume I: Fifty Years of Traditional American Music (Documented by Art Rosenbaum)
Best Album Notes: Miles Davis, Kind of Blue: 50th Anniversary Collector’s Edition (Francis Davis, album notes writer)
Best Boxed or Special Limited Edition Package: In Rainbows
Best Recording Package: Metallica, Death Magnetic (Bruce Duckworth, Sarah Moffat and David Turner, art directors)
Best Song Written for Motion Picture, Television or Other Visual Media: Peter Gabriel and Thomas Newman, “Down to Earth” (From Wall-E)
Best Score Soundtrack Album for Motion Picture, Television or Other Visual Media: James Newton Howard and Hans Zimmer, The Dark Knight
Best Compilation Soundtrack Album for Motion Picture, Television or Other Visual Media: Juno